Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
Dad: You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Son: I'm only holding it. The cat is pulling.
It''s all in the punctuation:
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." Suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next man thought: if it worked for him, it''ll work for me. So he knelt down and prayed "Lord give the skills and the strength to cross the river." the man built a canoe and rowed himself across the river. The last man thought: if it worked for both of them, I know it''ll work for me. So he also knelt down and prayed "Lord give me the wisdom and knowledge to cross the river." He turned into a woman and walked across the bridge.
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.